Monday, 29 September 2008

wants to drop kick a fucking computer

I realise the irony of moaning about technology on a computer whilst connected to the internet, using a modem, connected to a phone line. But it has to be done to make me feel better.

Me and my girlfriend Ms Perl rely on technology not fucking up on a daily basis. She was my human alarm clock for the last 2 weeks and the 1 day she doesn't wake me up.... guess what.... i'm late. I need to get a grip and sort myself out otherwise i'll be late all fucking week, but anyway, i'm getting side tracked.

We have these skype phones from 3 and they are free for us to call eachother whenever we want so great yea? What about when they fuck up? Yea i'll just use my other phone, you know the one i pay shitloads for every month, oh wait, that won't connect either, oh wait of course, i'll use facebook, no no buddy, facebook is closed down for maintainence for a few hours. So unless i develop some sort of ability to shout to Sweden, we are nackered for tonight.

And what pisses me off the most is that the phone's say everything is working fine, there's no problem, our beautiful technology is fine. Well fuck that, cos its not working for me.

And unbeknownst to me she's calling me while i'm reading about heart muscle cells having a fucking study party frenzy..(nearly falling asleep)..... bloody skype.

So sorry babe, but i'll call you tomorrow if it works.
Szeretlek xXx

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